Easy
As Pie |
By
Joe Smith
It's a perfect
day for Easter. Cows are grazing in the pasture next to the Caspar
Lighthouse Church of the Foursquare Gospel. Like absent-minded professors
browsing in a library of rare books, they pick from among only the
choicest, the greenest of grasses. Lupines blaze in all their glory
along the barbed-wire fence. Sun is everywhere. The light appears
to be glowing from inside things rather than glancing off them.
The pink ribbons fluttering from the Easter bonnet of the little
girl skipping up the sidewalk to the church steps are alive with
sunlight. Even the peals of the simple bell in the belfry are full
of light. It's as though incandescent daffodils inhabit each ringing
tone ...
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Negroni,
Puttanesca: Heaven on Earth |
By
Louis Martin
I
was hanging out
at Tosca's a few weeks back when it struck me to ask Richard, the
bartender, what his favorite drink was. I was expecting a moment's
silence, a little mental searching, but his answer came without
hesitation: "Negroni," he said. Now one of the little
stories about the Negroni is that it makes you decisive. So maybe
that was the Negroni kicking in. I amor was, I should saya
Martini guy and had never heard of the drink. "Let's talk about
this drink in a week or so," I said. It was Friday and Tosca's
was filling up with that young crowd of professionals just getting
off of work downtown. You see them on Fridays, never during the
week....
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Almost
Like Spring |
By
Louis Martin
I am making
the rounds. Le Central, B44, Enrico's. It is cool now but no longer
icy cold. The wind is no longer shoving you down the street, just
gently pressuring you to keep moving. A Kettle One martini at Central
provides some internal heat, a Woodford Reserve bourbon at B44 more,
and now an Old-Fashioned at Enrico's Sidewalk Cafe completes the
job; I am warm toast just out of the toaster. I have been assigned
to cover the bars in San Francisco for a weekyes, I'm the
"booze editor"and in the City this is a serious
assignment. It also gives you the right to drink during the day.
Salud! ...
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Metamorphoses |
By
Joe Smith
The eclectic
spiritual retreat of Dharma Farm nestles in the hills beyond the
reach of our coastal fog, in the transition zone between forest
and chaparral, where redwoods give way to pin oaks and manzanitas.
A cluster of jerry-built cabins, yurts and tee-pees, it's usually
as quiet as the inside of a discarded shoe, an ideal environment
for those seeking enlightenment via one of the many paths imported
from countries on the other side of the Pacific. Today, however,
Dharma Farm is the site of a fiesta, a noisy, Texas-style barbecue
to celebrate the visit of a lama from Tibet. Built more like a sumo
wrestler than a monk, the lama sports a perpetual, disarming smile,
a row of white teeth set between glistening parentheses of melted
butter and hickory smoke sauce....
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Clement
Street: The New Chinatown |
By
Nina Wu
Clement Street,
traditionally an ethnic neighborhood, is fast gaining its reputation
as San Franciscos New Chinatown. It has a long history of
immigration, beginning with the Irish in the 1900s, followed by
Swiss dairy farmers, the Jewish, Russians, Japanese and most recently
immigrants from the Far East. Nearly half the residents today are
of Asian or Pacific Island origin. Stroll
along Clement and youll see that the array of produce shops,
restaurants, cafes, and businesses lining Clement Street from Arguello
to 25th present a definitive Asian presence. Clement is where visitors
can shop for ...
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Knots
& Sazerac |
By
Louis Martin
With a little
time on my hands, no girlfriend even on the horizon, and my friend
Bill up on the Mattole River fly fishing following a series of scandalous
articles he wrote on the sex industryscandalous because of
the "firsthand" methods he used to obtain information
for these articlesI thought I might get out my fly-fishing
equipment and see if I could rig it up. You see, when things get
bad, Bill escapes to some favorite fishing spot he has and chills
out. Maybe, I thought, I should be doing the same. But about my
equipment: I had never used it. To be honest, I had never been able
to tie the knots required for a proper leader. Off and on, since
I had bought my equipment, I have tried. God,
have I tried. But it's no easy trick. If you "have a life"
and a job as well, you may not have the time. I have a job now but
not much of a life....
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